Come Again?

YOU don’t even deserve this advice. You deserve to have sex alone. Forever. But I’m in a good mood so I’m going to share these words with you. But only once, so listen carefully. Ready?

When, IF, you are lucky enough to have sex with another person again, do NOT call your cum ‘sex wee’. It really isn’t as hot or as funny as you think it is.

While you’re at it, maybe leave out ‘love juice’ and ‘sexy sauce’ too.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

You’re Welcome.

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