Truth O'Clock

HE might be twenty years older than me and married, but that doesn’t mean I can’t crush on him, right? Don’t tell me you’ve NEVER had an inappropriate crush before, because I won’t believe you. I’ve had a couple. Mostly on men a lot older than me and once on a girl with long black hair and sparkling blue eyes. Not sure if I wanted to fuck her or BE her though. Perhaps both.

You’re probably crushing on somebody right now. You LOVE it when you ‘accidentally’ bump into her at the photocopier. You like talking to him just a little more than you do everyone else. And I know you get a bit excited when she DMs on twitter. I am SO onto you. But don’t worry, I won’t say a word.

Afterall, it’s just a little crush.